Gardening Puns

A big list of gardening jokes. I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

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Gardening puns. All the employees were told they could have as much of this dirt as they wanted or needed. Plants have all the anthers. Your good seed for the day.

I love you from my head tomatoes. Whether you re looking at a potted plant or just basking in the glory of your garden your picture deserves a clever pun. Eat drink and be rosemary.

18 of them in fact. Here are the most hilarious puns to become a cool person with green fingers. Cause healthy homegrown humor and garden grins couldn t be too mainstream for green thumb gardeners.

Ah it s summer thyme. Puns regarding vegetables and fruits are very amusing. If you re feeling cheeky you can add a funny pun to make your followers laugh all daisy get it.

At this gardening factory at the back there was a large pile of dirt. All dressed up and nowhere to grow. Your plants and garden requires hard work.

Don t stop the beetroot. Gardening is the practice of growing and cultivating plants as part of horticulture in gardens ornamental plants are often grown for their flowers. Thankfully your hard work results in some beautiful photo opportunities.

Plant a bumper crop of garden jokes green humor and corny plant puns that ll grow on you. Garden jokes by admin february 19 2016 it may be frosty weather here at the moment but it won t be long until spring is here the grass needs cut and we are back in our gardens enjoying nature and outdoor living so here are a few garden jokes to get you ready. All things must grass.

Here are 50 funny plant and garden puns that are too clever for their own good turnip down for what unknown time to turnip the page unknown i hate when my bay leaves unknown. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. The easiest way to make a pumpkin pie is just divide the pumpkin s circumference by its diameter.

There are so many garden puns. Just read these puns aloud and impress your friends with your gardening humor. Jokes humor puns riddles for gardeners and lovers of the green way compiled by karen and mike garofalo the best way to garden is to put on a wide brimmed straw hat and some old clothes.

A list of gardening puns. Ants in your plants. Here are 25 flower puns that are too clever for their own good what s up buttercup unknown once and flor al unknown i love you a lily more each day.

And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other tell somebody else where to dig texas bix bender don t throw in the trowel. I ve picked my favourite funny gardening puns here but you can find literally hundreds over at punpedia. Gardening jokes plant puns growing groans.

If you are more of a plant lady check out gardening puns here. Lettuce turnip the beet. Ain t nobody got thyme for that.

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